You can always spot the new fish. They smirk and they swagger and they tell their friends, "I ain't afraid of no shirt." After the first time they usually won't wear any shirt at all for a few days --- they'll tell you their nipples are chafing and damn the infidels for using too much starch, but nobody's fooled. The noisiest cockiest kid, came in a few months ago, afterwards he went to the guards and told them, y'know, he didn't look good with his neck exposed, thought he was getting a rash, asked if maybe he could get something else, maybe a golf shirt, with a collar. The yankees, they laughed and laughed.
-- Anonymous Guantanamo Bay prisoner
There is no big-collared shirt of shame.
-- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
At last we have the mighty Chewbacca.
-- Jabba the Hut
What else is there to say? Saddam Hussein, in the jug, must wear the Big-Collared Shirt of Shame like all his lackeys, cronies, stooges, henchmen, minions, underlings, and servitors. And he's even hooked up to the superdeluxe Happy Fun Pundit Caption machine, so click on the picture and watch the fun!
Posted by Steve at December 21, 2003 05:03 PM
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The Git'mo thing is extremely funny. Or maybe it's late and I've had too many eggnogs...
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: John Weidner on December 23, 2003 10:47 PM
Saddam Hussein, Yassir Arafat, Bashar Assad, Crown Prince Abdullah, Muammar Khadafi, and the iranian ayatollah can all go to hell and pay respects to their protege Satan. Oh, by the way, Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and Alan Greenspan will be right behind them in their path to hell. Don't worry Arabs and Muslims, Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Mao, Ho, Pol Pot, Lenin, Karl Marx, Adam Weishaupt, Mayer Rothschild, Nicolae Ceauscecu, Idi Amin, and even Mohammed the Prophet are burning in hell right now and they are anxious to see Muslims worship Satan before His Evilness's presence. Arafat and Stalin has killed so many people that they make Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, and Ted Kazynski look like a bunch of choir boys.
Every Communists, members of Council on Foreign Relations, supporters of United Nations, and worshippers of Lucifer, Illuminati and Satan should go to Moscow, buy themselves a copy of the Communist Manifesto, and shove the Communist Manifesto up their mother-fuckin' asses. Personally, I think Karl Marx is full of shit. Also, Saddam can suck on slices of ham and eat shit.
Posted by: Abdul Rahman on January 11, 2004 06:10 AM
BRAVO SADDAM, ARAFAT, OSAMA, KHADAFI. WE NEED MANY MAN LIKE YOU TO STOP USA.
Posted by: JAKAJAWARA on January 30, 2004 10:01 AM
Now is the time for all Americans to lay the Ultimate Smackdown on socialism, communism, and globalism. Socialism, Communism, and Globalism are the biggest threats to American people's life, liberty, and property.
Americans can lay the Ultimate Smackdown on socialism, communism, and globalism by boycotting income tax, boycotting social security, abolishing public education, renouncing the welfare state and food stamps, demanding that America withdraw from United Nations and all other international organizations, and demanding that America abolish the Federal Reserve.
Also, we Americans must demand that our representatives and federal government officials to open a criminal investigation into the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, the Skulls and Bones, the Democratic Party, and the Republican Party. Anything short of this would be an act of treason.
If the federal government continues to impose socialism, communism, and globalism at our expense, we should simply protest. Instead of protesting in the streets of Washington D.C., we should protest by chopping down trees and hunting animals in national parks and forests, hunt and kill endangered animals, drill for oil in Alaska, drop out of school, burn our social security cards, destroy food stamps, dump our income tax papers into the Boston Harbor, and start buying guns, machine guns, rifles, and plenty of ammunition.
I think Yassir Arafat, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabian Crown prince Abdullah, and Pervez Musharraf are a bunch of pigs, bloody apostates, and greedy infidels. They are a bunch of lousy sons of bitches, wild queers, lustful fags, ass-kissing mother-fuckers, bloody serial killers, lazy cowards, and sadistic Satanists. And I think that pigs, dogs, and donkeys have more integrity, decency, and morality than Arafat, Osama, Abdullah, and Musharraf combined. They are so evil they make Satan look like an angel.
Any Muslim and Arab terrorists who are offended by my comments can kiss Allah's ass. Also, they can shove a copy of their Koran between their butt cheeks, eat pork chop and bacon, or put the barrel of their AK-47 into their mouth and pull the trigger. Or they can pull the pin from a grenade and hold the grenade until it explodes. Personally, I think Arafat and Osama are full of shit.
Posted by: Abdul Rahman on February 1, 2004 04:49 AM
