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May 05, 2003

They Did Ammash (They Did the Monster Ammash)

Yet another Iraqi bigwig is so very busted, and this time it's a chick. And the awful truth she now has to learn: even dames aren't immune from the Big-Collared Shirt of Shame.

Continuing with Iraq's Top 55 Countdown, coming in at Number 53, it's Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, who I bet also got picked last for baseball a lot. Happy Fun Pundit asks all readers to stop at this point and hum "Guantanamera" under their breath while trying not to smirk. Look for Amnesty International and other human rights groups to begin screaming about toilet seats left up and the absence of hairbrushes at the Creep Detention Facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Posted by Steve at May 5, 2003 08:11 PM
Comments

Y'know, now that I've had time to study the picture, she looks a lot like E.T.

Posted by: Steve on May 5, 2003 09:49 PM

Oh man, that is plain nasty! Funny as hell though. I hope I don't see this in a dream. Stephen King, call your office! Great title too.

BTW look out, (the real) Bigwig is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Stephen on May 6, 2003 10:44 AM

Are you SURE that's a woman? I've never ever seen such a hairy woman. I mean that would be WAY too hairy for a man. Even an Arab man. Besides, the lipstick color is like, so wrong!

Posted by: Bette on May 7, 2003 08:34 AM

wow, what a woman, we Frenchies like hairy woman

Posted by: zip code on May 7, 2003 03:46 PM

I was wondering where Leona Helmsley had run off to. Thanks for solving that little mystery!

Posted by: Nuk-you-lur on May 7, 2003 11:09 PM

What actual evidence do you have against the creeps at Guantanamo. Surely you must have some. Lay it out. Any convictions? Any evidence? Nope. Just the term "enemy combatants." And you call yourself a lover of freedom. There is no freedom without due process.

Posted by: Ralph Nader on May 13, 2003 09:56 PM
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