April 19, 2003
The Puppy-Eating News We Kept To Ourselves
Now that Frank J. of IMAO has blown the lid off things, I suppose it's safe to confess that Happy Fun Pundit has known that Glenn Reynolds has been eating puppies all along. However, we didn't say anything about it in order to protect Katie the Dog, whom we must admit looks pretty tasty. Also, Glenn said that he wouldn't ever link us if we told. But our primary motive was protecting Katie. This one time, Glenn told us that he was going to eat his neighbour's dog and Katie was there, so if we warned the neighbour's dog he would've thought Katie was a snitch and probably turned her into a border collie smoothie, and we couldn't let that happen. Plus, Glenn said that if either of us ever got into trouble with the constitutional law, he could probably give us some pointers. In summary, we weren't just sucking up to get that ooey gooey Instapundit linkage action, but to protect a beloved family pet. And for The Children. We are in no way big jerks.
Update: Nobody here has ever seen Vodkapundit eat any domestic animals, though. Not even a little.
Posted by Steve at April 19, 2003 09:07 PM
Hah! You are too big jerks! Concealing the puppy-blending horror just like those people at Cnet or whatever it was! The game show! Or was it the Home Shopping Network? Yeah -- they were deep into Cubic Zirconium smuggling with Iraq -- it was all those mistresses Saddam kept.
This reminds me of that great Monty Python bit:
"Dear Sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about your most recent sketch about cannibalism in the Royal Navy. In all my years in the Royal Navy, there was no cannibalism. And by no cannibalism, I mean there was a certain amount."
Swiping traffic from Frank's page worked. I'm here now.
As for Glenn Reynolds and his puppy drinking fetish...I KNEW I saw a dog tail dangling from his lips. He slurped it up right before commercial when he thought the camera was off him. I have it on tape.
I have been advised that while atttending the canines the males and also the females are oft-times kept away from the puppies due to instances of puppies being devoured. Are the pups an at-risk group? If so, then is the greatest at-risk of the canidae family: the bulldogs (USMC) rottweilers; or some other species of canine like the Wolf? Does the Bulldog also have invasive territorial traits? Subject to preying upon the pups of others? Or is that just BULL---Doggoneit! And, what about parallelism?!! Those humans whom have not realized that they also are amongst the mammal family, not just animal?!! Also, is it true that they eat dogs in some parts of Asia? If Korea, then that is one rationale for the offenses against Tae Kwon Doist and possibly other practitioners as well! We do state mind, body & spirit! Holy...Ghost Dog! HALO may your name also be praised!
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We are a people that cherish the democratic system of government and therefore hold the will of the enemy is trying very hard to portray our efforts over here, you can refute them by knowing that we are failing, even if we are making the whole world safer.
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We are a people that cherish the democratic system of government and therefore hold the will of the people back home will lose the will of the enemy.
Don't buy into the pessimism and apathy that says, "It's hopeless," "They hate us so much?" or
"How can we change ourselves so that they won't do that again?"
Semper Fi - Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere!
1st Lt. Mark V. Shaney USMC
Baghdad, Iraq
