April 18, 2003
Baghdad Bob Joins Happy Fun Pundit Staff
| In an amazing scoop, Happy Fun Pundit has hired the Iraq Information Minister, better known as 'Baghdad Bob'. BB, as we like to call him, will become a roving reporter and columnist for the web site. Here, in this exclusive interview, BB tells us about his decision to join Happy Fun Pundit:
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| HFP: | So, what made you decide to join our staff? |
| BB: | I have joined no staff. It is a despicable trick. You will know the truth when your entrails hang from the gates of our palaces. |
| HFP: | Cool. So, what will you be writing for Happy Fun Pundit? |
| BB: | I will write about the filthy lies your propagandists spread throughout the world. I will write about Saddam's glorious triumph over the American army, which was destroyed attempting to enter Baghdad. Also, I have some cooking tips to share. |
| HFP: | Can you give us an example? |
| BB: | No, I cannot. I have no cooking tips. Your lies are transparent to all who read this. |
| HFP: | But, you just said... |
| BB: | I did not say anything. The truth will be known when the buzzards pick your carcasses clean, revealing the gouges in your bones from our swords of justice! |
| HFP: | Now you're not making sense at all. This interview is over. |
| BB: | Wait! You should try my Creme Brulee! |
| HFP: | Piss off. |
Posted by Dan at April 18, 2003 04:06 PM
What do you mean no cooking tips? What about the grilled stomachs?
The truly sad thing is that this guy REALLY could have made a fortune in show biz. However, he chose a permanent solution to his temporary problem...
I won't believe Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf is dead until he denies it himself.
