Happy Fun Pundit: Fun With Captions!

March 03, 2003

Fun With Captions!

You know, the thing about lunatic terrorists is, they make for great funny pictures. So even though we already used this picture in the article below this one, it was just too good to avoid the caption machine treatment.

So, as usual just click on the picture and another caption will appear, as if by magic!

So the guy says "candygram", I open the door, and the next thing I know I'm in this big t-shirt.

Posted by Dan at March 3, 2003 01:12 AM

Comments

The Mother of all Bad Hair days.

Posted by: Alan E Brain on March 3, 2003 06:21 AM

How bout: Ron Jeremy's retirement shoot didn't go so well?

Posted by: SayUncle on March 3, 2003 07:13 AM

Time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Spoons on March 3, 2003 12:26 PM

COPS: Pakistan

Posted by: Hermetic on March 3, 2003 12:32 PM

Good Lord, they've arrested John Blutarsky by mistake. I thought he became a senator after leaving Delta House.

Posted by: The Other John Hawkins on March 3, 2003 01:20 PM

Am I hot or not?

Posted by: E. Nough on March 3, 2003 01:23 PM

"Jerry Seinfeld is a very bad man."

Posted by: J. Lichty on March 3, 2003 04:50 PM

Fred Smerlas?!?!?!

Posted by: JamesW on March 3, 2003 05:35 PM

I was going to add,

"John Belushi knew he shouldn't have taken that last speedball",

and

"When Ron Jeremy walked in, the porn set got deathly quiet. The girls shivered. Off in the distance, a dog barked."

But I figured both of them would be in poor taste. Little did I know.

Posted by: Dan on March 3, 2003 06:14 PM

Andy Kaufman isn't dead after all... or is that Tony Clifton?

Posted by: HH on March 3, 2003 07:21 PM

Andy Kaufman isn't dead after all... or is that Tony Clifton?

Posted by: HH on March 3, 2003 07:28 PM

Well, thanks for the suggestions, guys. I added some of them to the caption machine.

And I decided my bad taste choices could go in as well.

Posted by: Dan on March 3, 2003 09:36 PM

How about, "I masterminded the first global atrocity of the 21st century and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Posted by: Mitch on March 4, 2003 07:27 PM

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Dane on March 4, 2003 07:45 PM

Even Saddam began to snicker about how Aziz had let himself go...

Posted by: Bubba Jafo on March 4, 2003 08:54 PM

From the new Fox reality show "Joe Million-hair"

Joke stolen from last night's Tonight Show.

Posted by: Paul Dow on March 5, 2003 08:46 AM

"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."

Posted by: jeanne a e devoto on March 5, 2003 06:53 PM

"Guess I'll never get this room painted now."

Posted by: Ken Davidson on March 5, 2003 07:45 PM

I declare Mitch the winner! ROFL

Posted by: Barbara Skolaut on March 5, 2003 07:57 PM

Isn't this a little extreme? I told you I would pay the rent by Saturday!

Posted by: Nicole Tedesco on March 5, 2003 08:56 PM

Great stuff, guys! I added some more to the caption machine.

Thanks to everyone. Oh, except for Mitch. He's still a weenie.

Posted by: Dan on March 6, 2003 12:02 AM

Hit by a weapon of mousse destruction.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph on March 8, 2003 10:05 PM

"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you lousy kids!"

Posted by: scott h. on March 9, 2003 10:02 AM

Ain't this a kick in the head?

Posted by: Yo Mamma on March 10, 2003 10:43 PM

I am very disappointed in you, and in the American forces, clearly he is just about to turn into a were-wolf and that is a very private moment.

Posted by: V. Valberg on March 11, 2003 07:47 PM

I'm so stoned... (LITERALLY)

LOOK AT ME! I mean littlerally stoned. Rocks were thrown at me and everything! You can tell a couple hit me by the dents in my skull!

Posted by: LMJones on March 21, 2003 06:36 PM

Have you EVER seen someone with a the worlds WORST hang-over?

(Hint: You don't have to look to far)

Posted by: LMJones on March 21, 2003 06:44 PM

My friends said, "C'mon this chile will put hair on your chest..." A week later I said, "No shit?"

Posted by: LMJones on March 21, 2003 06:46 PM

He's got that look where you go into WAL-MART, and don't get a cart.

You get about 3-4 hundred feet in there, then ya go "SHIT."

"I went in for Q-Tips and I left w/$800 worth of shit."

Posted by: LMJones on March 21, 2003 06:49 PM

Ron Jeremy - before makeup.

Posted by: Raoul Porfavorny on May 22, 2003 10:13 AM

Oh! Those Blanket makers...

Posted by: Pankan on August 16, 2003 11:09 AM

So I tried installing phpbb and kept getting this error - Apache failed to start . . .

Posted by: Raoul on November 20, 2003 07:15 PM