Re: Notes To Spammers

I mean, seriously. Imagine walking down the street in Nigeria when some kid grabs you:

Excuse me sir, the blessings of Allah and Cosell be upon you. My name is Casbah Thefriendlyghost, and I have BEEN told by Mister Krelboyne AT the hotel that you are an honest and trustworthy individual. I have recently come into POSSESSION of my mother's insta-cash card by stealing it from her purse while she was asleep. Unfortunately, my Uncle Mitch is working at the cafe across from the bank machine, and knows that I have no money, and WILL become suspicious if he sees me make a cash withdrawal. However, I could give YOU the card and secret number and you could make the withdrawal without arousing suspicion; in exchange for this valuable service, I would be WILLING to give you a finder's fee, say thirty bucks on a c-note. IF you are able and willing to undertake this task, please signify same by GIVing me your HOTEL ROOM KEY. Please understand that the utmost discretion is required in this matter; Uncle Mitch is well-known to be unable to keep his mouth shut.

And for that matter, how long can it be before the wealthy catch on to the fact that depositing a large sum of money in a Nigerian bank is pretty much a death sentence? Save yourselves, rich people! There are lots of good banks in Togo, Burundi, and Malawi where there isn't such a strong statistical correlation between large deposits and visits from the Reaper.