It's Not Easy Being Green

More controversy at the University of Michigan where it was revealed that an Orion Slave Girl was admitted to UM's school of engineering despite a complete lack of skills and education in mathematics, basic science, and even such fundamentals as reading and writing. Nonetheless, under UM's admissions scoring system, Vina the Orion Slave Girl was awarded 100 points out of a possible 150 because she was, according to one administration official, "a, green, and b, totally hot." Examination of Vina's admission records also reveal that, in lieu of SAT scores, Vina performed a seductive dance for the admissions committee.

Vina crams for midterms in the student cafeteria

Faculty advisors overseeing Vina's studies in Engineering Physics say that her academic performance is "adequate". Her fellow students were initially uncomfortable with "a woman in class, particularly a green one", but have since accepted their strange new classmate: "She's like an animal. Vicious. Seductive. They say no human male can resist her. She always dances for our study group, though."

Happy Fun Pundit wishes to thank the totally hot Shanti of Dancing With Dogs for inspiring this post.

Posted by Steve at January 26, 2003 02:12 PM