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January 21, 2003

French Also Raise Objections to Gravity, Relativity

The headline of today's San Francisco Chronicle print edition:


"French Might Veto Iraq War"

Err, no, they really can't do that. Instead, why don't we say:

"Gutless French Government Losers To Squeal Like Pigs at UN"

or

"Feckless Gallic Elites Stamp Tiny Feet, Threaten to Hold Breath Until Blue"

or

"Bageutte-Eating Ingrate Simps Flaunt Impotence On World Stage"

Somebody remind me again why Truman (or was it FDR?) insisted on giving these guys a seat on the Security Council?

And to be perfectly clear: I'm ragging on the French government, not the citizenry of that nation, many of whom are probably just as disgusted with their government as the rest of the world.

Posted by Steve at January 21, 2003 05:39 PM
Comments

Funny, without having seen this article, I just did a big post on my own blog that includes some commentary on Europe, and why they're acting this way, as well as other lefty banditos.

Posted by: Aaron on January 22, 2003 09:30 AM

Posturing. Damn, I forgot to have the French gov't "posturing" somewhere in there. They do it so well, too.

Posted by: Steve on January 24, 2003 01:24 PM
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