Terry Terry

(to the tune of "Louie Louie". To reproduce the vocal quality of The Kingsmen's original, inject large quantities of novocaine into random spots in your mouth, or just drink a lot of high-quality tequila.)

Terry Terry, oh no, he gotta go
Terry Terry, oh no, I said he gotta go

Me chairman of the DNC
Me friend of Bill and Hillary
Me get rich crossing Globally
Me recount ballots constantly

Terry Terry...

Election night catastrophe
Me ass get kicked by GOP
How lame do you got to be
To lose MD with a Kennedy?

Terry Terry...

Jeb Bush, he eat my lunch for me
GOP gain historically
Me follow Nancy Pelosi
Into dustbin of history

Terry Terry, he never go
No no no no no no
Terry Terry, whoah baby, he never go

Afterword: I can't figure out whether writing this is so easy because McAuliffe's such a dunderhead, or if it's the loose meter of the song. Whatever.