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via Drudge: WHITE HOUSE SAYS CHENEY SPENT MONDAY NIGHT AT 'SECURE, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION'...

DICK CHENEY: Hi Lynne, it's Dick.
LYNNE CHENEY: Hi sweetie... where are you?
DICK: A secure undisclosed location.
LYNNE: Again? Dick, that's twice this week.
DICK: I know, hon, I'm sorry.
LYNNE: What's that noise in the background?
DICK: What noise?
LYNNE: I thought I heard music in the background.
DICK: That's just the boys watching HBO
LYNNE: Boys? What boys? Are you letting George lead you around by the nose again? Honestly, he is such a bad influence on you.
DICK: George does not lead me around by the nose! I make my own decisions!
LYNNE: Whatever. So which "boys" are you with?
DICK: The Secret Service boys.
LYNNE: So the Secret Service boys are more important than me?
DICK: Of course not.
LYNNE: So why do they get to be secure and undisclosed and I don't?
DICK: Believe me, you're better off where you are. This place is awful.
LYNNE: Uh huh. So awful it's got HBO.
DICK: Oh, don't be like that.
LYNNE: When are you going to home?
DICK: As soon as there's no threat to the continuity of the American government.
LYNNE: So... Friday?
DICK: Probably.
LYNNE: Well, when you do get home, I've got a lot of jobs for you... the hedges are just awful and ---
DICK: (making static noises) What's that? I can't hear you... darned secure phone!
LYNNE: I was just saying that the hedge ---
DICK: You're breaking up, Lynne... I'll call you later! (hangs up)

The secure, undisclosed location... where we'll always leave a light on for you.